Hmmm.... I don't know, but I suspect this to be members of famed boy-band TVXQ making fun of their hit song HA HA HA. This is nice and all, but soon they will need to be drafted into the South Korean Army to fight our Great Shared Enemy, who is gathering for their 'great physical response' to our American-ness. I want to see these dudes on the front lines.

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I really loved to watch professional wrestling when I was a little kid in the 1980's. I tried to watch  it again last night, and it's just not the same.. This is awesome: I don't understand what the fuck is going on here, but I don't want to watch it: And finally, I don't understand what's going on here, but it's awesome and I want to watch more of it:

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If you're green and face Cap'n Kirk you either get fought or fucked

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If I was given a time machine and had 9 minutes to witness any historical event, it would have been the start of this concert. David Bowie, lowered from the ceiling, wearing a red Members Only jacket, talking to a microphone shaped like a phone about baby spiders with blue eyes while a cross dresser, a teenage girl with a creepy doll, MC Hammer and the key board player from Gwar lip-sync "The water's all gone" over and over again. I would also like to visit an alternate 1980's where cocaine and qualudes were never invented, to see what the fuck this is actually supposed to be. Don't let these take anything away from Carlos Alamar's guitar work, Carmine Rohas' bass or Bowie's chops; it just shows that you can throw them in with a bunch of random coked up crap and they still shine through. But for real, what's up with the foam rubber dude with the crutch? Oh, and fuck yeah that's Peter Frampton in the end. Apparently, Bowie found him sleeping in a dumpster behind the concert venue and invited him to sit in with the band. Also apparently, there was no pressure on Pete to dress up for a live stadium show.

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