Before I start this diatribe, I would like to formally apologize for taking the easy road and making fun of Michael Jackson last year. Now, allow me to jump onto the Grieving For The Departed Michael Jackson Band Wagon.
Fuck every single American for pissing on Michael Jackson for almost 20 years, in the following narrative:
Yeah, he’s a cute little black kid that can dance. Now he’s a black man. Oh wow, that Thriller video is off the hook! Damn, look at that Moon Walk. Aww, we’re tired of him. He REALLY needs to go out of his
way to get our attention now. He talks funny, he’s weird, his hair caught on fire, he has a theme park in his front yard, he owns a monkey that dresses like him, he’s on trial for child molestation, he’s found innocent, blah blah. Let’s make him the butt of every joke we make in our media. Let’s discount all his talent and show no appreciation for all the entertainment he provided us with for his entire
life. Let’s drive him to insanity trying to please us. Let’s follow and criticize his every move. Oh, he’s dead? Let’s celebrate his life achievements.
That’s weak America. Michael Jackson is the greatest entertainer in history, the most recognizable and popular American since Benjamin Franklin, and he was way smarter than you or me. He had a rough childhood, difficulty with internalizing his self image, and issues. So do you. Hey, how about I skewer you on the media in front of the whole world? It’s bad enough that this country
uses 75% of the world’s natural resources, but on top of that we had the greatest entertainer of all time and we treated him like a piece of crap on the heel of our shoe. Shame on you, and shame on everyone. We should all like up and tell Jermaine how sorry we are for what we did. I would now like to point my finger at myself and everyone else, and say "Shame on you America, you killed Michael Jackson and now he’s lost to the world forever. We killed him,and now he’s dead and he will never come back."
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This post was written by wintermute on June 26, 2009






